Some say its Man Flu

Well its not
Its a cold
And its the worst one that iv had since april
In fact it is the only one since April

But thats not why I am on here to talk to my two cousins, oh no, i am on here because I have man flu

MAN FLU is - Man flu is a pejorative term that refers to the idea that when many men have a cold, they exaggerate and claim they have the flu -- the implication being that women do not do so.

SEXIST WIKIPEDIA just because I have a cold and am claiming it to be flu, does not make this man flu!!

You can tell that im ill because this is making NO sense at all

oh fail

at least for monday and tuesday i have not had to sit next to little fat prepubescent sweaty guy on the bus.

Its amazing how I take a step back and look on my life
Mmm that chickin and sweet corn does look dashing

WHAT A BOTTOM

He is an absolute bottom!!
Yeah and he thinks for some reason that he rules this earth like a giant fig!!
He sits there saying "If you get any louder then you are going to be thrown out of here"
So we have worked out that he is an evil monster, that has:
Banned me from eating

Banned me from drinking

Banned me from chewing gum
Banned me from talking on my phone

Banned me from talking to the person next to me

Banned me from drawing on the windows (condensation)

And forces me to wear my seatbelt next to a prepubesent little swaety fat boy.

This repulsive creature that has done this to me, is of course the school bus driver on the AG7. He is fat, He is bald, He is a bottom, and he doesnt even wear his seatbelt!!

Oh how he thinks that he is above me, but the simple fact of the matter is, yes, at the moment in time he might be slightly above me, but give me a few months and i will have 10x more qualifications than that man has altogether, and that, for me, will be just the start with my GCSE's, so haaaahaaa to you Mr Kevin from the AG7 because Im going to do something with my life!
END BYE

The Christmas Fair

so let me tell you a few things, I'm sitting, looking out onto 16 gardens, yep 16, that's one more than 15 which is 5 more than 10, and only one is mine. Just to clear things up I'm 6ft 3 which is why i sit on a stool. I also yesterday went to my local church Christmas fair. WAIT no i went to my local church PRE-Christmas fair. Yep its so early they called it the 'pre'. anyways i turned up to waiter for hours on end. Then thought 'i give in' went on my 5min break that turned out been 7 min's. I put a pound in the tombola, the bottle tombola. and won diddly squat. So i went to the everything tombola. basically a normal one, set out on a big table with some stage steps on top to make it look fancy. On that stall was a huge teddy i jokingly said 'i want to win that teddy, ha ha jokes'
So there i was 1hour later, the fair has finished, so I'm walking down the road all 6ft 3 of me with a teddy that starts from my head and goes all the way down to my knee's yay cos i didn't look silly, actually no i didn't. People just stared at me cos of JEALOUSY!!!
That' the ending of my blog, oh
no
wait i forgot to mention, i have never read a blog in my life, so i dont know if this is what your supposed to do??
I do know i can make video's that are 'funny' 'amazing' 'best thing in the world online' '5star' are some of the things that i have said about my own video's but check them out, even though not one person will read this, so i will check out my own link
http://www.youtube.com/matthewlord07

and with that me and my huge teddy are off to sleep together